Kiszla: Aww, the Denver Broncos are so bad they even win a must-lose game to Green Bay

Published Thu, 28 Mar 2024 18:10:03 GMT

Kiszla: Aww, the Denver Broncos are so bad they even win a must-lose game to Green Bay Yippee! America’s most dysfunctional family this side of the Simpsons managed to win a must-lose NFL game.Aww, the Denver Broncos. They can’t even tank correctly.Say goodbye to the No. 1 pick in the NFL draft and any real shot of landing USC quarterback Caleb Williams. On this Sunday, cruddy, Sunday, the Broncos blew a 13-point lead in the second half, then rallied to beat Green Bay 19-17.Despite trying his best to become the first coach in the 64-year history of the franchise to start his career 0-4 at home, Sean Payton’s team prevailed in the end. Not that it made him happy.“I was a little happier before I came in here,” Payton told the assembled media wretches during his postgame news conference.Funny you should mention that, Coach.The mood in any room is usually a lot brighter before Payton enters, dragging that doom-and-gloom cloud on a leash behind him.For Broncomaniacs old enough to remember the 1970s, when the streak of selling out home games in Denver began and Quaker Oats ...

Keeler: Broncos Country says “no tanks” to tanking for Caleb Williams after 19-17 win over Green Bay: “It’s almost offensive to me as a fan of the Broncos”

Published Thu, 28 Mar 2024 18:10:03 GMT

Keeler: Broncos Country says “no tanks” to tanking for Caleb Williams after 19-17 win over Green Bay: “It’s almost offensive to me as a fan of the Broncos” Every seventh head in Section 501 looked as if it belonged in a mousetrap, not a mile high. Jeremy Marty waved an Orange & Blue arm at the invasion of Cheeseheads below us Sunday at Empower Field and shook his head.“I don’t want to tank,” Marty, a Broncos lifer here from Nashville, told me during the third quarter of Denver 19, Green Bay 17, Aesthetics 0. “I believed in this team at the beginning of the year. And my blood runs deep for the Broncos.“So to go and even think for a second that they would go and tank at all is almost offensive to me as a fan of the Broncos — even as much as what we’re seeing with these yellow-and-green jerseys. Actually, it pains me to see this. So I would say absolutely not.”Denver celebrated Week 7 by moving to 2-0 vs. the NFC North and 0-5 vs. everybody else. The eye test tells us the Packers and Bears aren’t in the same weight class as the Eagles and Dolphins, let alone the same zip code. But a gift...

Broncos WR Courtland Sutton turns into third-down weapon in win over Packers

Published Thu, 28 Mar 2024 18:10:03 GMT

Broncos WR Courtland Sutton turns into third-down weapon in win over Packers The Broncos hoped the Green Bay Packers would show man coverage. Facing a third-and-4 with 6:22 to go in the third quarter, head coach Sean Payton had the perfect play drawn up for wide receiver Courtland Sutton. They only needed the right defensive look from the Packers.They got it.Sutton motioned left, causing cornerback Rasul Douglas to run into tight end Adam Trautman and safety Jonathan Owens. Douglas tried to chase down Sutton, but the veteran wideout, who has been the subject of trade rumors since the offseason, had more than enough separation to make an easy 18-yard touchdown catch to give the Broncos a 16-3 lead.“That was great coaching,” quarterback Russell Wilson said. “We wanted to get (Sutton) isolated, and (he) did a great job getting open.”In Denver’s 19-17 win over the Packers on Sunday, the team’s first victory at Empower Field at Mile High this season, Sutton was a bright spot on offense, finishing with six catches for 76 yards. But his efforts on third down had a ...

Pro-Israel march, vigil held in Los Angeles; local attack victim mourned

Published Thu, 28 Mar 2024 18:10:03 GMT

Pro-Israel march, vigil held in Los Angeles; local attack victim mourned Members of Los Angeles' Jewish community gathered in Encino Sunday evening to mourn those killed in the Hamas attack of Oct. 7, and also call for the release of more than 200 Israelis and other foreign nationals who are still being held captive. A march began at Ventura Boulevard and Hayvenhurst and ended with a vigil at Encino Park. Among those mourned was Avi Sassi, a San Fernando Valley resident who died when Hamas attacked the Nova music festival, killing at least 260 people.Members of L..A's Jewish community gather in Encino Park to mourn the victims of the Hamas attack. Oct. 22, 2023. On Sunday, demonstrators held signs, Israeli flags and photographs of those killed or kidnapped. They also chanted slogans such as “Bring them home” and sang the Israeli national anthem, Hatikvah.“Most of us here are Israelis. We all have family in Israel. Some of them are now under fire and some of them are serving,” Haim Linder told KTLA. “We have in our community here people who lost rela...

Ghoulish deep-sea fish washes ashore in Orange County

Published Thu, 28 Mar 2024 18:10:03 GMT

Ghoulish deep-sea fish washes ashore in Orange County For the second time in two years, a reclusive, ghoulish species of deep-sea fish has washed ashore on an Orange County, California beach.A seasonal lifeguard at Crystal Cove State Park, Sierra Fockler, discovered a deep-sea anglerfish lying on the shore of Moro Beach near the lifeguard headquarters earlier this month. The park later shared the pictures of the incredible find on social media."Guess who washed up just in time for Friday the 13th?" the post read.Lifeguards estimate that the intact, but deceased specimen washed up with the morning's high tide, which was around 9 a.m. California Department of Fish and Wildlife personnel picked it up shortly after for further research. Teens terrorizing Long Beach apartment complex, residents say (video) With a gaping mouth and spiny fin, the specimen, identified as a Pacific footballfish, was the same species as the anglerfish discovered by a Moro Beach visitor in May 2021. The specimen found two years ago is currently at the Natural H...

Quién es Fátima Florez, la novia de Javier Milei y famosa imitadora de Cristina Kirchner

Published Thu, 28 Mar 2024 18:10:03 GMT

Quién es Fátima Florez, la novia de Javier Milei y famosa imitadora de Cristina Kirchner (CNN Español) — Fátima Florez es una destacada actriz y comediante argentina. Después de las elecciones primarias en agosto, se conoció su relación con el candidato por La Libertad Avanza, Javier Milei, quién buscará llegar a la presidencia en el balotaje del próximo 19 de noviembre.Mapa de resultados en vivo de las elecciones en Argentina 2023 por provincias y departamentosResultados de las elecciones en Argentina 2023, en vivo: última hora y quién gana entre Massa, Milei y BullrichDesde muy joven, Florez mostró un gran talento para la actuación y la comedia. Su capacidad para imitar a diversas personalidades, tanto políticas como del mundo del espectáculo, la llevó a la fama en la televisión argentina. Uno de sus roles más reconocidos ha sido su personificación de la actual vicepresidenta Cristina Fernández de Kirchner.Florez y Milei: una relación inesperadaLa relación entre Florez y Milei ha sido objeto de gran atención mediática a medida que la carrera política del candida...

Las principales frases de Patricia Bullrich en su discurso tras las elecciones presidenciales

Published Thu, 28 Mar 2024 18:10:03 GMT

Las principales frases de Patricia Bullrich en su discurso tras las elecciones presidenciales (CNN Español) — La candidata a presidenta de Juntos por el Cambio, Patricia Bullrich, habló tras darse a conocer los primeros resultados de las elecciones en Argentina que la dejaron en un tercer lugar y fuera del balotaje con tan solo el 23,84% de los votos. Hasta el momento, la Cámara Nacional Electoral escrutó el 90,85% de las mesas. Este número fue más bajo que el que su fuerza consiguió en las elecciones primarias, en el que la suma de los votos del actual jefe de Gobierno de la Ciudad de Buenos Aires, Horacio Rodríguez Larreta, y Bullrich fue del 28%.Mapa de resultados en vivo de las elecciones en Argentina 2023 por provincias y departamentosResultados de las elecciones en Argentina 2023, en vivo: última hora y quién gana entre Massa, Milei y BullrichDurante su discurso, en el escenario, estuvieron presentes algunos de los dirigentes de su fuerza, que aplaudieron a la candidata tras la derrota.¿Cuáles fueron las principales definiciones de la candidata de Juntos por el C...

Jordan Love and the scuffling Packers offense struggle again early, can’t catch up vs. Broncos

Published Thu, 28 Mar 2024 18:10:03 GMT

Jordan Love and the scuffling Packers offense struggle again early, can’t catch up vs. Broncos DENVER (AP) — Jordan Love had a receiver open in the flat late in the fourth quarter, trailing by two. Instead, he tried to go deep.His pass was intercepted.Ballgame.It was another loss and more growing pains for Love and the young Packers offense, which scuffled once again while falling 19-17 to the equally scuffling Denver Broncos on Sunday.Love is frustrated by the offensive inefficiency. So is coach Matt LaFleur. Same with the defense, which held Russell Wilson and the Broncos (2-5) largely in check and rallied to take a 17-16 lead midway through the fourth quarter.“We just lost to Denver. Not saying they’re terrible, but come on,” defensive back Rasul Douglas said after Green Bay’s fourth loss in five games. “We’ve got to win — and it’s just hard for us to win. Whatever we’ve got to do to change that, I think that’s what we’ve got to do.”The Packers (2-4) can’t find any rhythm on offense, especially early. They’ve been outscored 63-6 in...

McVay, Rams still searching for consistency after struggling in fourth quarter vs. Steelers

Published Thu, 28 Mar 2024 18:10:03 GMT

McVay, Rams still searching for consistency after struggling in fourth quarter vs. Steelers INGLEWOOD, Calif. (AP) — Through 45 minutes on Sunday, the Los Angeles Rams appeared on the verge of picking up consecutive wins for the first time in nearly 13 months.Unfortunately for coach Sean McVay and his team, games last 60 minutes.The Rams had a 17-10 lead going into the fourth quarter but couldn’t make it stand as the Steelers scored two touchdowns to rally for a 24-17 victory.“There wasn’t really many adjustments that they made other than they ended up just being able to make some plays,” McVay said. “They got some opportunities to be able to convert on some third downs and they ended up getting a couple things going in the run game.”Los Angeles (3-4) held Pittsburgh to six first downs in the first three quarters but allowed 11 in the fourth. The Steelers also converted three of their five third-down plays and came through on a pivotal fourth-down play before the two-minute warning when quarterback Kenny Pickett got a generous spot on fourth-and-1 sneak at the Rams 3...

Gotham advances to NWSL semifinal with 2-0 win over Courage

Published Thu, 28 Mar 2024 18:10:03 GMT

Gotham advances to NWSL semifinal with 2-0 win over Courage Delanie Sheehan and Yazmeen Ryan both scored to give visiting Gotham a 2-0 victory over the North Carolina Courage on Sunday night in the opening round of the National Women’s Soccer League playoffs.Gotham will head to Portland, Oregon, to take on the Thorns in a semifinal match on Nov. 5.Sheehan’s goal late in the first half was also her first professional goal, as well as Gotham’s first postseason goal. Gotham moved the ball around from the left to the right, and Bruninha found Sheehan at the edge of the box. With the defense set up to defend a cross, the midfielder snuck a ball through North Carolina’s defense and into the far corner.Tyler Lussi’s header went just wide on the other side a minute later. It was North Carolina’s first shot of the match at WakeMed Soccer Park in Cary, North Carolina. As North Carolina pushed for an equalizer late in the second half, Gotham got its second goal in transition in the 91st minute. Lynn Williams won a lo...